On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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