I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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