I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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