Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
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