when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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