...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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