yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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