Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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