i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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