white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
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