i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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