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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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