I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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