It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Jerry, you need to find god
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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