god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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