How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
The air taste purple.
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