My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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