I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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