what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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