Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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