I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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