I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Randomize
