You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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