Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
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