let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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