Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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