Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Randomize
