can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
worst night to have a conscience
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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