Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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