the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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