I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
