So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
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