so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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