Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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