you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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