On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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