You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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