Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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