Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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