you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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