This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i think i have herpe
just one?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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