Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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