what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
whose ass print is on the piano?
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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