You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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