I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Those nachos came to me in a dream
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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