I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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