hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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