You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Randomize
