Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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