my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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