Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
there was a trapeze. enough said
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Randomize
