I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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