I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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