On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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