I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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