NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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