There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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