i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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