party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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