hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize