i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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