Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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